When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–