I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
