All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
