Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times