Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

I don’t get mad I get odd

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain