The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come