The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut