God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Breathe in not out

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists