Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
