When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story