They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell