Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
