As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

If I could do anything Knowing I would succeed I would risk failure

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth