I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

One thing I could do Was need control

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will