Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…