Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Time is relentless. Are you?

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…