Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote: