Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…