Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

There Is Always Room For

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle