Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about