Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven