What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
100% of success is showing up on time
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church