In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable