I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds