When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation