As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that