Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe