Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book