God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…