If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
