I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–