Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious