I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
