The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
