We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
