Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling