Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
