Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence