The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider