Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut