A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
