The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario