Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…