I don’t get mad I get odd

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned