Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
