The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…