I want what you want so I want a cow

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes