Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…