If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
