The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions