In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–