No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

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Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone