I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky