We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…