In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
