A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
