My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
