On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
