My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction