Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand