It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote