By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the