Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…