If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
