God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God